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		<title>A new religion</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/11/22/a-new-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny Gulag</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess what MUTHUPHUCKAZ!  You thought I was gone.  I was arrested for encouraging people to kill themselves in internet chatrooms where they talk about depression.  Well guess what, I&#8217;m writing this letter to metal gear and he&#8217;s posting it for me under my name.
I want to design a new religion where the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what MUTHUPHUCKAZ!  You thought I was gone.  I was arrested for encouraging people to kill themselves in internet chatrooms where they talk about depression.  Well guess what, I&#8217;m writing this letter to metal gear and he&#8217;s posting it for me under my name.</p>
<p>I want to design a new religion where the prophets are authoritarian dictators and the disciples are famous serial killers, gangsters, mobsters, thugs and Hitmen.  I will make the dictators into divine beings close to Satan and rewrite history having the serial killers worship the godly dictators.</p>
<p>I bet I could do a better job than Moses, Jesus or Muhammad.  In my religion, Jeffrey dahmer would be a disciple of the prophets (Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, Lavey, Mussolini, Marx).  So would Richard Kuklinski, etc.</p>
<p>Hail satan!  The only way to commit a theocide is with a competitive ideology.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iaSwMXcEbCI/Sm8axvENMbI/AAAAAAAAEUw/_pFqu72u15g/s320/richard_ramirez_pentagram.gif" alt="" /></p>
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		<title>Soldiers in the war against feminism (Comedy)</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/11/18/soldiers-in-the-war-against-feminism-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/?p=2003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If the order, joseph paul franklin, the Confederacy and the KKK are the soldiers of the race war, then Dennis Rader, Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway are soldiers in the war against feminism.
Apparently BTK had his own boot camp.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the order, joseph paul franklin, the Confederacy and the KKK are the soldiers of the race war, then Dennis Rader, Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway are soldiers in the war against feminism.</p>
<p>Apparently BTK had his own <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/thebtksite/btkbondage.htm"><u>boot camp</u></a>.</p>
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		<title>Serial Killer Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/10/12/serial-killer-magazin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/?p=1861</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ I saw The Magazine at a local Barnes and Nobles.  It caught my eye but I only &#8220;previewed&#8221; it if you know what I mean.
It&#8217;s interesting how a publication manufactured by a small website got that far.  Perhaps the potential exists for FMP to do something similar.
Too bad I didn&#8217;t feel like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> I saw <a href="http://serialkillercalendar.com/Serial-Killer-Magazine.html"><u>The Magazine</u></a> at a local Barnes and Nobles.  It caught my eye but I only &#8220;previewed&#8221; it if you know what I mean.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s interesting how a publication manufactured by a small website got that far.  Perhaps the potential exists for FMP to do something similar.</p>
<p>Too bad I didn&#8217;t feel like dropping the $15 to get it.</p>
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		<title>Disconserted Rants of a Madman</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/09/17/disconserted-rants-of-a-madman-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnny Gulag</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Death is fun. I’m already dead. When will I live again. Am I in the afterlife? I already died so I must be in hell with my brother Lucifer.
Hitler ruined a world order of authoritarianism and collectivism (my disturbed Utopian dream) and enabled it to be replaced by liberlaism.
Polish nationalists, Stalinsits, Italian Fascists all fit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Death is fun. I’m already dead. When will I live again. Am I in the afterlife? I already died so I must be in hell with my brother Lucifer.</p>
<p>Hitler ruined a world order of authoritarianism and collectivism (my disturbed Utopian dream) and enabled it to be replaced by liberlaism.</p>
<p>Polish nationalists, Stalinsits, Italian Fascists all fit my ideal of illiberalism. Rough riding Zionists (JDL types, not ADL types) and Muslims both fit my ideal of illiberalism. Pol Pot was a good ruler.</p>
<p>I know I don’t make sense to you. **** you. Go away.</p>
<p>Free Media Productions is a beautiful website. I like the forum because it is small. I can post by myself and not have to worry about MacDonaldite ideologues. I can burger king instead and have it my way.</p>
<p>Give me a belt sander so I can experiment on animals. Whoops, someone else had that idea.</p>
<p>Jeffrey Dahmer is my idol.</p>
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		<title>Funny Website</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/07/16/funny-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.easpf.org/
I bet the &#8220;zog&#8221; they think they are fighting is having a laugh at this.  Talk about incoherant.  There are so many contradictions in the ideology of that website.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.easpf.org/"><font color="red">http://www.easpf.org/</font></a></p>
<p>I bet the &#8220;zog&#8221; they think they are fighting is having a laugh at this.  Talk about incoherant.  There are so many contradictions in the ideology of that website.</p>
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		<title>Consumerism in Action : “How to rip off EB Games / Gamestop”</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/06/21/consumerism-in-action-%e2%80%9chow-to-rip-off-eb-games-gamestop%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/06/21/consumerism-in-action-%e2%80%9chow-to-rip-off-eb-games-gamestop%e2%80%9d/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Below is a humorous example of human consumerism in action.  How logical and orderly &#8220;free markets&#8221; operate!
http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=76432&#38;page=1
Buy 3 games for $50 (total amount in Australian currency) take them to retail store that offers 3 games traded in for a new game. Take the new game and trade it in at EB Games and get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Below is a humorous example of human consumerism in action.  How logical and orderly &#8220;free markets&#8221; operate!<br />
<a href="http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=76432&amp;page=1">http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=76432&amp;page=1</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Buy 3 games for $50 (total amount in Australian currency) take them to retail store that offers 3 games traded in for a new game. Take the new game and trade it in at EB Games and get $77 with your Edge card which gives extra 10% of trade in value. Repeat process over and over. Make lots of store credit. $27 profit made every time in store credit.<br />
You can more or less do this anywhere in the world works for PS3, 360 and Wii games.</p></blockquote>
<p>-</p>
<blockquote><p>I give you people a golden piece of information. I do this every day during my lunch break from work. Thank god it is a short walking distance betweem the EB Games and the retailer I get the new games from to do my trade-ins.<br />
So far over $2700 in store credits I have made from this trick. I stumbled across this idea on another internet forum site. </p></blockquote>
<p>-</p>
<blockquote><p>This is the dumbest scheme ever. I can make more money faster with less work and only leaving my house once with store credit at stores I&#8217;ll actually buy things from. Just buy random crap online at cheap values and return at whatever store sells them with a good return policy. Walmart works great for this.<br />
Still doesn&#8217;t mean it isn&#8217;t sketchy and worth doing. You may be thinking you are screwing the company, but the bottom line is they will fire the little guy rather than the bigwig taking a pay cut because they aren&#8217;t making enough.</p></blockquote>
<p>-</p>
<blockquote><p>sounds fun!</p></blockquote>
<p>-</p>
<blockquote><p>here is a better idea every now and then you can find a gem of a game that you wanted but didn&#8217;t want to pay full price for on clearance or used. Play it for a few weeks, beat it, and then eBay it or trade it back in and end up breaking even or even gaining a little. I was able to do this with Call of Duty 2 a while back, I bought it on eBay used for about $17 played it regularly for a couple of months then turned around and sold it and I think I made a few dollars in the process. And that is completely legal.</p></blockquote>
<p>But those who are most strongly supportive of free markets argue that they &#8220;always work&#8221; and do not need correction.  Are they working?</p>
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		<title>The Algorithm of Truth</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/06/18/the-algorithm-of-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[//  Those who understand c-style programming languages should get the joke.
// Good luck to the rest of you!
if (person.mind == sane)
{
left_right_spectrum = false;
imperialism = false;
}
string neoliberalism (bool answer)
{
if  (answer == true)
return &#8220;ERROR&#8220;;
else
return &#8220;Bourgeois, do not enter&#8221;;
}
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>//  Those who understand c-style programming languages should get the joke.<br />
// Good luck to the rest of you!</p>
<p>if (person.mind == sane)<br />
{<br />
left_right_spectrum = false;<br />
imperialism = false;<br />
}</p>
<p>string neoliberalism (bool answer)<br />
{<br />
if  (answer == true)</p>
<p>return &#8220;<span style="color: red;">ERROR</span>&#8220;;</p>
<p>else</p>
<p>return &#8220;Bourgeois, do not enter&#8221;;</p>
<p>}</p>
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		<title>Neo-Liberal Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/2009/05/29/neo-liberal-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 20:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Metal Gear</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Contemporary Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: When martial law is imposed, extra patriot acts are created and &#8220;hate speech&#8221; is outlawed WHILE fighting an imperialistic war against a foreign enemy, what will the soldier of the neo-liberal army say?
A : We&#8217;re fighting 4 ur freedumb&#8230;
Q : What constitutes heroic and revolutionary resistance from the viewpoint of a neo-liberal?
A : Switching to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q: When martial law is imposed, extra patriot acts are created and &#8220;hate speech&#8221; is outlawed WHILE fighting an imperialistic war against a foreign enemy, what will the soldier of the neo-liberal army say?<br />
A : We&#8217;re fighting 4 ur freedumb&#8230;</p>
<p>Q : What constitutes heroic and revolutionary resistance from the viewpoint of a neo-liberal?<br />
A : Switching to &#8220;the other&#8221; neo-liberal party.</p>
<p>Q : Harmful influences prance around as &#8220;political dissidents&#8221; acting like clowns in a circus. What do misguided and youthful people do?<br />
A: They give their full support in lock-step, serving the neo-liberal elite.</p>
<p>Q : Barack Obama promises change and fails to deliver. What have the American people learned from this?<br />
A : Nothing!</p>
<p>Q  : What is the thought process behind a political candidate in America?<br />
A : &#8220;I&#8217;ll just make up a fake political platform and get into office.  After all, the American people are too dumb to notice or remember by the time my term ends.&#8221;</p>
<p>Q : How do neo-liberal parties reach a stance on issues such as immigration?<br />
A : If they are Republicans then they listen to their wallets.  If they are Democrats then they listen to the leaders of OBVIOUS special interest groups.</p>
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